Smell hotter. Look sharper. Regret nothing.

Welcome to Get Laid Already — your favorite questionable life choice in store form.

We don’t promise love, but we do promise you’ll look and smell like someone worth texting back. From attention-grabbing accessories to pheromone colognes with “what is that smell?” energy.

Everything here is hand-picked to boost your presence and maybe your body count (no judgment). Let’s get you noticed!

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Pheromones - Smell like trouble, the good kind.

Let’s face it: looks get likes, but scent seals the deal.

Pheromones play a part in mood and sexual response from the opposite sex These pheromone colognes are designed to subtly (or not-so-subtly) turn heads, cloud judgment, and make people wonder why they’re suddenly texting their ex at 2AM.

Handpicked for maximum what is that and why do I want to follow it energy. Spray responsibly. Or don’t.

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Man Leather Jacket wearing silver necklace chain pendant which helps with attraction and style

Stylish Accessories - Look like you have your life together — even if you don’t.

First impressions matter. And no one ever got laid wearing a lanyard and regret.

These accessories are curated to boost your “oh damn, who’s that?” factor - sharp, stylish, and dangerously distracting.

Approved by people who actually know fashion (aka not your buddy Steve).

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Products for Women

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Follow @GetLaidAlready on Facebook and Instagram for unhinged dating memes, terrible advice, and questionable truths that hit way too close to home.

It’s the best place to laugh, cry, overshare, and pretend you’re learning something.

Tag a friend. Start a fight. Regret nothing.